Post by moonlitkit on Mar 13, 2010 20:47:44 GMT -5
Holy crap, my head hurts.
My eyes flickered open, I looked around. Fairy lights twinkled and junk was piled up every where you looked. Toto, I don't think we're in Kans- er my room anymore.
I stood up and attempted to run my hand through my hair, then I noticed I had short hair. I screamed, last time I checked, my hair was slightly above my backside, not slightly above my ears! My hands traveled down, where were my ears? My hand slid around my head in search of them, finally at the top of my head, I felt two large furry thing.
"Holy crap!" I yelled, what the hell was happening.
I basically launched into full spasm, running in circles and screaming. After a while a grey tabby standing on LEGS walked up to me and tapped me on the shoulder,
"Emily? You okay?"
I jumped, and then stared at the tabby in awe.
"M-M-Munkust-trap?" I stuttered, he nodded slightly. My jaw dropped,
"Ohmifockinggodwhatthefockbarbeque?!?!?!?!?!!?!" I yelled, jumping at the tabby and examing his ears. He yelled in protest but I continued to prod at them, after minutes of prodding and protesting. I was finally teared off by the ONE tom that could tear me off.
Skimble came into the picture, "Munkus? Are you allright?"
I turned, my eyes wide and I began to hyperventilate. I ran over to him and pulled him into a rib-cracking bear hug, he gasped for air but I refused to let go.
"Say something!" I demanded,
"G-get off me..."
"You're accent's so awesome!" I gushed, tightening my grip.
After a few minutes, I realised I was killing my beloved Skimble so I reluctantly let go, he started breathing normally in no time... Kinda.
Once he regained his breath, he said to me, "Look lass, I'm really happy that you like me un' all... Heck! Tugger nicks all me fangirls. HOWEVER, I have a mate, so... we can't be seeing each other."
I stared at him for a few moments and then finally said, "Say something again!"
He groaned and incame Jennyanydots, "Whats wrong, love?" she asked good-naturedly.
"Fangirl."
This was all Jenny needed to hear, she turned to me and waltzed over to me, she gave me a sweet smile and then collided her hand with my cheek, promptly *bleep*-slapping me. I clasped my cheek in awe and rubbed it, Jenny stormed off, dragging Skimble behind her.
Munkustrap patted me on my back and walked off too, I sighed and walked on.
Without thinking, I bumped into a taller tom, I looked up at there was a black and white patched tom.
"Holy crabpants!" I yelled, "ALONZO!"
I jumped at him, wrapping both legs around him and examining HIS ears. Poor Alonzo look terrified, "Who are y-you?!" he yelled.
"SSSSHHHH! Let me look at you!" I yelled back, pulling myself from his ears. I examined his face for a bit, before promptly snogging him((A/N: Snogging is basically kissing. Just british slang
))
He pulled back, "What the-?!"
I put my fingers to his lips, "If I can't have Skimble, I must have YOU!"
He shook his head but I wrapped my arms around him, "Oh 'Lonzo!" He pulled back, "Err look..." he searched for a few words, "You're pretty and all but... You're too good for me?"
I sighed and nodded, "I know. I AM too good for you." I patted his head and kissed his nose, before hopping down and walking off.
I soon came to the kittens, I noticed Jemima and ran over.
"HOLY CRAP!" I yelled, she tilted her head sweetly. I scooped her and began twirling whilst gushing,
"YOU'RE SO FREAKIN' CUTE!"
Someone tugged at the tail I was oblivious to, "Put down my friend, please?"
I looked down, noticing Pouncival, I reminded myself that if I did anything, Blaze would shoot me, so I nodded and reluctantly set down the innocent Jemima and waltzed on. My eyes scanned the junkyard, I needed a tom. After being rejected by Skimble and found out the truth between me and Alonzo, I needed SOMEONE to heal the hole in my heart, even though it had only been there for an hour or so! I considered it, maybe the others were too old for me... I looked over to where the teens hung out.
Mungojerrie? Na'h, his accent sucked compared to Skimble's. Tumblebrutus? Meh. I then sighed, no, no one compared to Alonzo or Skimble. I waltzed over to the spot Alonzo was previously and sat there, depressed. I looked into a rather large puddle, noticing my face was different.
Well number one, my ears were on top of my head. Number two, I had fur marks and number three I had the facial features of a cat.
I looked down, I had fur instead of clothes.
My coat was mostly was mahogany but I had a white bib and black gloved paws, my face was white with mahogany and black markings.
I was a cat.
I grinned, "Oh 'Lonzo!" I cried out in a sing-song voice.
My eyes flickered open, I looked around. Fairy lights twinkled and junk was piled up every where you looked. Toto, I don't think we're in Kans- er my room anymore.
I stood up and attempted to run my hand through my hair, then I noticed I had short hair. I screamed, last time I checked, my hair was slightly above my backside, not slightly above my ears! My hands traveled down, where were my ears? My hand slid around my head in search of them, finally at the top of my head, I felt two large furry thing.
"Holy crap!" I yelled, what the hell was happening.
I basically launched into full spasm, running in circles and screaming. After a while a grey tabby standing on LEGS walked up to me and tapped me on the shoulder,
"Emily? You okay?"
I jumped, and then stared at the tabby in awe.
"M-M-Munkust-trap?" I stuttered, he nodded slightly. My jaw dropped,
"Ohmifockinggodwhatthefockbarbeque?!?!?!?!?!!?!" I yelled, jumping at the tabby and examing his ears. He yelled in protest but I continued to prod at them, after minutes of prodding and protesting. I was finally teared off by the ONE tom that could tear me off.
Skimble came into the picture, "Munkus? Are you allright?"
I turned, my eyes wide and I began to hyperventilate. I ran over to him and pulled him into a rib-cracking bear hug, he gasped for air but I refused to let go.
"Say something!" I demanded,
"G-get off me..."
"You're accent's so awesome!" I gushed, tightening my grip.
After a few minutes, I realised I was killing my beloved Skimble so I reluctantly let go, he started breathing normally in no time... Kinda.
Once he regained his breath, he said to me, "Look lass, I'm really happy that you like me un' all... Heck! Tugger nicks all me fangirls. HOWEVER, I have a mate, so... we can't be seeing each other."
I stared at him for a few moments and then finally said, "Say something again!"
He groaned and incame Jennyanydots, "Whats wrong, love?" she asked good-naturedly.
"Fangirl."
This was all Jenny needed to hear, she turned to me and waltzed over to me, she gave me a sweet smile and then collided her hand with my cheek, promptly *bleep*-slapping me. I clasped my cheek in awe and rubbed it, Jenny stormed off, dragging Skimble behind her.
Munkustrap patted me on my back and walked off too, I sighed and walked on.
Without thinking, I bumped into a taller tom, I looked up at there was a black and white patched tom.
"Holy crabpants!" I yelled, "ALONZO!"
I jumped at him, wrapping both legs around him and examining HIS ears. Poor Alonzo look terrified, "Who are y-you?!" he yelled.
"SSSSHHHH! Let me look at you!" I yelled back, pulling myself from his ears. I examined his face for a bit, before promptly snogging him((A/N: Snogging is basically kissing. Just british slang
))He pulled back, "What the-?!"
I put my fingers to his lips, "If I can't have Skimble, I must have YOU!"
He shook his head but I wrapped my arms around him, "Oh 'Lonzo!" He pulled back, "Err look..." he searched for a few words, "You're pretty and all but... You're too good for me?"
I sighed and nodded, "I know. I AM too good for you." I patted his head and kissed his nose, before hopping down and walking off.
I soon came to the kittens, I noticed Jemima and ran over.
"HOLY CRAP!" I yelled, she tilted her head sweetly. I scooped her and began twirling whilst gushing,
"YOU'RE SO FREAKIN' CUTE!"
Someone tugged at the tail I was oblivious to, "Put down my friend, please?"
I looked down, noticing Pouncival, I reminded myself that if I did anything, Blaze would shoot me, so I nodded and reluctantly set down the innocent Jemima and waltzed on. My eyes scanned the junkyard, I needed a tom. After being rejected by Skimble and found out the truth between me and Alonzo, I needed SOMEONE to heal the hole in my heart, even though it had only been there for an hour or so! I considered it, maybe the others were too old for me... I looked over to where the teens hung out.
Mungojerrie? Na'h, his accent sucked compared to Skimble's. Tumblebrutus? Meh. I then sighed, no, no one compared to Alonzo or Skimble. I waltzed over to the spot Alonzo was previously and sat there, depressed. I looked into a rather large puddle, noticing my face was different.
Well number one, my ears were on top of my head. Number two, I had fur marks and number three I had the facial features of a cat.
I looked down, I had fur instead of clothes.
My coat was mostly was mahogany but I had a white bib and black gloved paws, my face was white with mahogany and black markings.
I was a cat.
I grinned, "Oh 'Lonzo!" I cried out in a sing-song voice.
